Beer Me!

by Spring Break

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released March 31, 2015

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Track Name: Suck It Down
Yeah, I'm on the beach.
Sippin' beers with babes on a Saturday night,
and I feel free,
'cause you know what's comin' out these pants at the end of the night.

YEAH!

Girl I know you want it,
and you know I want it (so toss),
these games aside.

As you start to mount it,
all I think about is (your mouth),
and me inside.

Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!
As my pants drop right to my knees.

Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!
And that's exactly where,
you should be.

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(ooooo I know you're thirsty for a good time.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(c-c-c-c'mon baby... baby.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(Yeah, you got this penis feelin' just fine.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(s-s-s-swallow the gravy. Swallow it all!)

Still at the beach (fuck yeah!),
and all my friends are passed out before me (losers!),
but now I see,
a sun-kissed babe with what has to be double D's (holy shit).

I don't care if you're asleep or if you're waken' up.
Drink me down just like a Miller bottle shaken up.
Turn around (Yeah!),
Up and down (Chup!).
Let's get those boobies floppin' round and round (round and round).

Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!
As my pants drop right to my knees.

Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!
But baby only if you say please.

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(ooooo I know you're thirsty for a good time.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(c-c-c-c'mon baby... baby.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(Yeah, you got this penis feelin' just fine.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(s-s-s-swallow the gravy. Swallow it all!)

Hey pretty baby!
What's your name?
I like yo boobs!
It's fuckin' spring break!
What the hell you got to lose?
You're lookin' so fine in that Roxy bikini!
I'm buff and tan as hell,
so I know that you see me!
It's ok baby,
go ahead and take a peek!
Maybe we could do a little sex on the beach!
Come out to our show,
I'll get you backstage passes!
And I'll be rockin' board shorts for easy access,
oh yeah!
Ha ha!
I'm talkin' about a blow job fyi...
uhhhn...
Untie the strings...
and make the velcro rip...
'cause it's spring break...
baby suck on my dick!

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(ooooo I know you're thirsty for a good time.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(c-c-c-c'mon baby... baby.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(Yeah, you got this penis feelin' just fine.)

Suuuuuuuck it down.
(s-s-s-swallow the gravy. Swallow it all!)

Pure ecstasy!

God bless America!

God damn you're beautiful!

This is a cock tale,

a story about my penis!

Ha ha!

Can you believe it????
Track Name: Ass Addict
All right now check it.
You know I love titties,
but if there's one thing I love more than titties,
it's a huuuuuuge ass,
so listen up.
Take it away!

I picked her up that night.
Everything started out perfect.
Yeah she's lookin' just fine,
oh and I hope that she knows it.

But when she turned around,
there was something that came over me.
And that's the day I found,
that I'm a fucking ass addict (totally).

I can't fight the urge to grab it.
I can't help myself...

Turn around and let me see those buns!
It's fuckin' hotter than a hundred suns!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!

Booty shorts or yoga pants,
I try to fight it but baby,
I just can't!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!

As she got out of my car,
gave her a squeeze on the tooshie.
She said, "You've gone too far,"
but I don't think that she knows me.

And now I'm behind bars.
Sexual harassment is a felony.
Don't listen when they say you are,
a sexually deviant perverted piece of shit.

I can't fight the urge to grab it.
I can't help myself...

Turn around and let me see those buns!
It's fuckin' hotter than a hundred suns!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!

Booty shorts or yoga pants,
I try to fight it but baby,
I just can't!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!

God damn I can't take it anymore.
Your wealthy butt makes me feel so poor.
Give me a slice or the whole damn thing.
I'd give just your butt a fuckin' ring.
Walkin' down the aisle totally nude,
would make me the happiest dude.
I'm so excited.
I just can't wait,
to sink my teeth into butt cake.

Role call:

Rumpus (Ohhhhh yeeaaaaah!)

Heiny (You know that's my shit!)

Dumper (I mean... yeah? Sounds great.)

Keister (AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!)

Turn around and let me see those buns!
It's fuckin' hotter than a hundred suns!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!

Booty shorts or yoga pants,
I try to fight it but baby,
I just can't!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!

I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
Track Name: Slutz
What you know about sluuuuuuuuuutz?
Uhhhnnnn!
Fuck!
Aint it for real?

It's fuckin' Monday,
and we've called out of work.
Won't get dressed,
just stay in our tie-dyed shirts.

Five beers deep,
with some dude on the couch.
These slutz better be dtf,
or I'll knock their bitch ass out!
(their bitch ass out!)

It's 9 PM and it's time to grub out.
Gonna stick a California roll in my fuckin' mouth.
(fuckin' sushi baby!)

I got a tall PBR to quench my thirst.
This bitch be lucky to get to my dick first.
So suck on my dick and lick my ass.
I'm 'bout one step away from...
the cum blast.

We love slutz.
The way they suck on all my friends dicks.
We love slutz.
Tits and ass and way more titties.
We love slutz.
Slutz. Slutz. Slutz. Slutz.
Sluuuuuuuutz.

Late night chillin' where the fridge is stocked.
I get off the couch,
dick hard as a rock.
I walk down the street,
fuckin' horny as hell,
with a fat lipper in,
bourbon ginger as well.

Oh you fuckin' son of a bitch.

And you know this well.
You gotta wrap that shit up,
to fuck a southern belle.
So get your shit straight,
'cause this dick is hard as hell.

Got a Twisted Tea to quench my thirst.
Just lookin' for a babe,
that can handle my girth.
Just a matter of time,
before she gives birth,
and uhhhnnnn!
Fuck!

(Woooooooooooooo!)

We love slutz.
The way they suck on all my friends dicks.
We love slutz.
Tits and ass and way more titties.
We love slutz.
Slutz. Slutz. Slutz. Slutz.
Sluuuuuuuutz.

Fuck yeah!

Ha ha haaaaa!

Rock and roll!

Whoa!

Guitar solo!

This shit gets my dick HARD!

You see me baby.
Walkin' around,
flip flops on...
I look good.

In my tie-dyed shirt,
I don't give a fuck,
about what you say.
You can suck my dick.
Yeah I'll say it again.
Suck my dick.
Bass drop!

We love slutz.
The way they suck on all my friends dicks.
We love slutz.
Tits and ass and way more titties.
We love slutz.
Slutz. Slutz. Slutz. Slutz.
Sluuuuuuuutz.

Nothin' but bourbon and the cigarettes,
don't give a fuck.
I'm the best of the best.
I love slutz and you do too.
That's why I think you're so fuckin' cool.

Yeah!

Oh yeah!

Fuck you Jamie.
Track Name: Take You Home
I look around,
for anything,
anyone.

Who needs standards,
when you really gotta' fuckin' cum?

Babe I wanna' like you,
but I don't care.

(Woooooo!)

Tits, ass, more tits -
can't get enough of this.
Fireball and Jägerbombs,
bitch you're gonna' suck my dick.

Oh yeah,
I'm gonna' blow.
(Oh yeah, just like that).

I wanna' take you home tonight.
(Suck my dick, but you better not slack.)
I wanna' take you home tonight.
(And bust inside and don't look back.)

Drunk as fuck.
I can barely see a thing,
but I mean,
it don't matter.
I just need a place to put my peen.
On a scale from 1 to 10,
it's the end.
I don't care.
I'm so desperate,
I will even fuck your ugly friend.

There comes a time,
in everyone's lives,
when you have to decide,
would you fuck a 5?

She won't always be a 10.
It depends.
Will she break or bend?
I don't know,
but if she doesn't,
where's her fuckin' friends?

I wanna' take you home tonight.
(Suck my dick, but you better not slack.)
I wanna' take you home tonight.
(And bust inside and don't look back.)
I wanna take you home tonight.
(So much sex that I can't keep track.)
I wanna' take you home tonight.
(And bust inside and don't look back.)

YEAH!

Near,
far,
wherever you are.
I believe that,
my dick will,
go on...

Like it!
Love it!
I really gotta' have it!
Back that ass up!
Baby girl I'm gonna' grab it!
Whoa!
Daddy fuckin' likey!
Haw haw!
Take me to heaven!

I'm gonna' take you home tonight.
(Oh fuck yeah baby.)
I'm gonna' take you home tonight.
(Uhhhh huhhhhh.)

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh

I wanna' take you home tonight.
(Suck my dick, but you better not slack.)
I wanna' take you home tonight.
(And bust inside and don't look back.)
I wanna take you home tonight.
(So much sex that I can't keep track.)
I wanna' take you home tonight.
(And bust inside and don't look back.)

(And bust inside and don't look back.)

YEAH!
Track Name: 'Merica
Yo check it!
Red, white and blue,
comin' atcha!
Ha ha ha!
Rock and Roll!
This one's about America!
So you better listen up!
I'm not gonna' say it again!

This!
Is!
It!

John Cena motha fuckas! (WOO!)

Yeah welcome to America.
We got porn and stuff,
and now you sons of bitches,
gonna' hear about shit I love.

Tank tops,
big trucks,
wastin' all that gas, (Hell yeah!)
and if you don't like Dale Jr.,
you can lick my fuckin' ass. (Mountain Dew!)

(Land of the free.)
Biggest dick,
in the fuckin' world.
Yeah boy.

(Suck on my d.)
America's penis!

America!
Hot babes!
Cool cities!

America!
Loud trucks!
Big titties!

America!
Cool beer!
High stakes!

America!
Abortion!
Mistakes!

(UUUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNN)

Did ya'll know America,
owns all of outer space?
Or how my boy Ben Franklin,
punched a t-rex in the face?

Jesus -
Elvis -
Both from Tennessee. (Swear to god.)
The capital of the universe,
'cause we're so fuckin' free.

(Land of the free.)
Taste the freedom.
Lick it up.
Suck it down.
Yeah!
(Suck on my d.)
Red, white and blue,
all over your face,
you bitch!

America!
Hot babes!
Cool cities!

America!
Loud trucks!
Big titties!

America!
John Deere!
Hard Rock!

America!
Tough dudes!
Big cocks!

House in the 'burbs,
picket fence that is white,
a golden retriever,
and a trophy wife.

I fuck her in my Hummer,
out in the driveway.
I'm American.
I don't care what you say.

A big bald eagle,
watches over us all.
Stand up and party.
Answer the call!

Francis! Scott! Key! Change!

America!
Hot babes!
Cool cities!

America!
Loud trucks!
Big titties!

America!
Cool beer!
High stakes!

America!
Abortion!
Mistakes!

NASCAR!
Starbucks!
LeBron!
No Fucks!

Chuck Norris!
Bill Nye!
You join!
Or die!

Jay-Z!
Pontoons!
We win!
You lose!

Chinese buffets!
Cocaine!
L.A.!

Will Smith!
No Rules!
(Welcome to Earth.)

Sasquatch!
My duuuuude!

These colors!
Don't run!
No work!
Just Fun!