All right now check it.
You know I love titties,
but if there's one thing I love more than titties,
it's a huuuuuuge ass,
so listen up.
Take it away!
I picked her up that night.
Everything started out perfect.
Yeah she's lookin' just fine,
oh and I hope that she knows it.
But when she turned around,
there was something that came over me.
And that's the day I found,
that I'm a fucking ass addict (totally).
I can't fight the urge to grab it.
I can't help myself...
Turn around and let me see those buns!
It's fuckin' hotter than a hundred suns!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
Booty shorts or yoga pants,
I try to fight it but baby,
I just can't!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
As she got out of my car,
gave her a squeeze on the tooshie.
She said, "You've gone too far,"
but I don't think that she knows me.
And now I'm behind bars.
Sexual harassment is a felony.
Don't listen when they say you are,
a sexually deviant perverted piece of shit.
I can't fight the urge to grab it.
I can't help myself...
Turn around and let me see those buns!
It's fuckin' hotter than a hundred suns!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
Booty shorts or yoga pants,
I try to fight it but baby,
I just can't!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
God damn I can't take it anymore.
Your wealthy butt makes me feel so poor.
Give me a slice or the whole damn thing.
I'd give just your butt a fuckin' ring.
Walkin' down the aisle totally nude,
would make me the happiest dude.
I'm so excited.
I just can't wait,
to sink my teeth into butt cake.
Role call:
Rumpus (Ohhhhh yeeaaaaah!)
Heiny (You know that's my shit!)
Dumper (I mean... yeah? Sounds great.)
Keister (AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!)
Turn around and let me see those buns!
It's fuckin' hotter than a hundred suns!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
Booty shorts or yoga pants,
I try to fight it but baby,
I just can't!
You burn me up!
Damn there's so much friction!
I love your ass 'cause it feeds my addiction!
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